Okay, so. Usually, I am all about Sora and Riku and their adorableness. This is not
just about Sora and Riku. Call it a rare exception. It is also pure crack. For the record? This threesome would never happen and I am perfectly aware of that. I just don't care. It's a hilariously amusing possibility nonetheless.
See, a while back, I got to talking with one of the other players in IAB. She's an Axel fan and the two of us spent a few nights giggling over how Riku and Axel in the same room would be a disastrous and highly entertaining combination. She eventually started RPing him and was a bit sad about the fact that Axel was going to lose his boyfriend in a way that couldn't really be retconned. So I told her she should find him a new one. She started laughing about how furious Riku would be if Axel started prowling after Sora. I admitted that Riku would be pissed but added that that'd hardly stop Axel. Riku's hot after all - Axel would just start hitting on
both of them. I think I was doomed from the moment she agreed.
Right about the time we started having hysterics over the fact that Axel calls Sora "Cutie" and Riku "Beautiful," I figured that resisting the urge to actually DO something to celebrate the crack was futile. So I shamelessly begged her to join in and promised her fic if she did. She lived up to her end with
this fantastic drawing and
( This is my version of how the proposition went. )And that really should have been the end of it. Crack had been produced and giggled over on both sides and a great time was had by all. Only my fellow crack peddler did a random Google search and found
this boutique in Colorado. Well. My brain heard "Axel's" "boutique" and "high-end leather goods" and went to a bad,
bad place. This one is so crack headed as to be embarrassing but I just could
not resist. I
couldn't.
( The working title for this one was 'How Axel Supports His Boyfriends' and that ought to serve as fair warning, really. )And that
really should have been the end of it. Except that by this time, I'd spent far too long pondering my realization that these three actually DO work together, in an odd way. Surprised the hell out of me, let me tell you. Anyhow, once I started thinking about that, I just couldn't stay away from the sap. And neither could Sora.
( He wanted to make sure that I knew they were happy, crack OT3 or not. )I really did think that would be the end of it. I did. Only I made the mistake of thinking about the dynamics of an established relationship between these three. Next thing I knew, I was struck by, well,
( this: )All in all, I don't really care if this particular threesome is pure crack. It's fun crack. Not my pairing of choice, of course, but still fun to play with. And, um, I may not be done with them. That should serve as fair warning, too. ^_^
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